For when affection exists… but we’re keeping expectations reasonable.
This sarcastic printable card is perfect for the person who somehow survived your personality and still stuck around. Not a fairytale. Just sarcasm, snacks, selective listening… and mild emotional acknowledgment.
Ideal for situationships, long-term partners, best friends, or anyone who understands that romance is better with a little sarcasm.
Perfect For
• Situationships that somehow became permanent
• Partners who appreciate sarcasm over poetry
• Friends who know this is basically your version of saying “I care”
Includes both a light version (best for home printing) and a dark version (best for professional print shops) so you can print the one that fits the mood.
WHAT’S INCLUDED
1 sarcastic printable cards (5x7 folded)
Light + dark versions included
Light: best for home printing
Dark: best for print shops
Print-ready High-resolution PDFs (300 DPI)
Instant digital download
Digital file only.
No physical items will be shipped.
PRINTING OPTIONS
Light card: Print at home on standard paper for a quick option, or use heavy cardstock (recommended) for a sturdier, polished look. For best results, choose matte cardstock between 80–110 lb cardstock for a clean, professional finish.
Dark card: Print through a local print shop, or online printing service.
⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTES
Colors may vary by printer and screen settings.
Personal use only
Digital items are non-refundable
