You’re not my soulmate.
That sounds exhausting.
This sarcastic card is for people who choose each other intentionally — not because of fate, destiny, or a personality test. Honest, dry, and quietly romantic in a very real way.
Inside message:
That sounds exhausting.
You’re just someone I choose
despite knowing better.
That’s stronger.
Perfect for partners who value choice over fairytales and humor over clichés
Includes both a light version (best for home printing) and a dark version (best for professional print shops) so you can print the one that fits the mood.
WHAT’S INCLUDED
1 printable card design (5×7 folded)
Light + dark versions included
Light: best for home printing
Dark: best for print shops
Print-ready High-resolution PDFs (300 DPI)
Instant digital download
Digital file only.
No physical items will be shipped.
PRINTING OPTIONS
Light card: Print at home on standard paper for a quick option, or use heavy cardstock (recommended) for a sturdier, polished look. For best results, choose matte cardstock between 80–110 lb cardstock for a clean, professional finish.
Dark card: Print through a local print shop, or online printing service.
⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTES
Colors may vary by printer and screen settings.
Personal use only
Digital items are non-refundable
