I don’t do love.
I do sarcasm, loyalty, and showing up when it matters.
This sarcastic relationship card is for people who value actions over clichés and honesty over romance-movie nonsense. Dry, direct, and unapologetically real.
Perfect for partners who appreciate boundaries, dark humor, and commitment without the theatrics.
Includes both a light version (best for home printing) and a dark version (best for professional print shops) so you can print the one that fits the mood.
WHAT’S INCLUDED
1 printable card design (5×7 folded)
Light + dark versions included
Light: best for home printing
Dark: best for print shops
Print-ready High-resolution PDFs (300 DPI)
Instant digital download
Digital file only.
No physical items will be shipped.
PRINTING OPTIONS
Light card: Print at home on standard paper for a quick option, or use heavy cardstock (recommended) for a sturdier, polished look. For best results, choose matte cardstock between 80–110 lb cardstock for a clean, professional finish.
Dark card: Print through a local print shop, or online printing service.
⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTES
Colors may vary by printer and screen settings.
Personal use only
Digital items are non-refundable
