So… our anniversary.
We’re not defining anything.
We’re not posting anything.
But this felt like something.
This sarcastic card is for relationships that exist somewhere between “this is nothing” and “this is definitely something.”
Minimal, dry, and just self-aware enough to acknowledge the moment… without turning it into a conversation.
It says what neither of you were planning to say.
And then immediately backs away from it.
Perfect for:
• Situationships that somehow lasted long enough to count
• Undefined relationships with selective acknowledgment
• People who feel things but refuse to label them
• Partners who will absolutely make it weird if given the chance
Includes both a light version (best for home printing) and a dark version (best for professional print shops) so you can print the one that fits the mood.
WHAT’S INCLUDED
1 sarcastic printable cards (5x7 folded)
Light + dark versions included
Light: best for home printing
Dark: best for print shops
Print-ready High-resolution PDFs (300 DPI)
Instant digital download
Digital file only.
No physical items will be shipped.
PRINTING OPTIONS
Light card: Print at home on standard paper for a quick option, or use heavy cardstock (recommended) for a sturdier, polished look. For best results, choose matte cardstock between 80–110 lb cardstock for a clean, professional finish.
Dark card: Print through a local print shop, or online printing service.
⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTES
Colors may vary by printer and screen settings.
Personal use only
Digital items are non-refundable
