For when feelings exist… but we’re keeping things calm.
This sarcastic printable card is perfect for the person you like, but would prefer not to turn into a full emotional production. Honest, slightly awkward, and just self-aware enough to be funny.
Ideal for partners, situationships, close friends, or anyone who understands that affection doesn’t always need a dramatic speech.
Because sometimes the most sincere thing you can say is:
I acknowledged it. Please remain normal.
Perfect For
• Situationships that somehow became permanent
• Partners who appreciate sarcasm over romance
• Friends who understand your emotional boundaries
• Anyone who knows that acknowledging feelings is already a lot
Includes both a light version (best for home printing) and a dark version (best for professional print shops) so you can print the one that fits the mood.
WHAT’S INCLUDED
1 sarcastic printable card (5x7 folded)
Light + dark versions included
Light: best for home printing
Dark: best for print shops
Print-ready High-resolution PDFs (300 DPI)
Instant digital download
Digital file only.
No physical items will be shipped.
PRINTING OPTIONS
Light card: Print at home on standard paper for a quick option, or use heavy cardstock (recommended) for a sturdier, polished look. For best results, choose matte cardstock between 80–110 lb cardstock for a clean, professional finish.
Dark card: Print through a local print shop, or online printing service.
⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTES
Colors may vary by printer and screen settings.
Personal use only
Digital items are non-refundable
