This sarcastic Valentine’s Day card is perfect for couples who don’t need grand gestures to prove anything. Calm. Minimal. Slightly dismissive. Just how love should be.
Includes both a light version (best for home printing) and a dark version (best for professional print shops) so you can print the one that fits the mood.
WHAT’S INCLUDED 1 sarcastic printable card (5x7 folded) Light + dark versions included
Light: best for home printing Dark: best for print shops
Print-ready High-resolution PDFs (300 DPI) Instant digital download
Digital file only. No physical items will be shipped.
PRINTING OPTIONS Light card: Print at home on standard paper for a quick option, or use heavy cardstock (recommended) for a sturdier, polished look. For best results, choose matte cardstock between 80–110 lb cardstock for a clean, professional finish. Dark card: Print through a local print shop, or online printing service.
⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTES Colors may vary by printer and screen settings. Personal use only Digital items are non-refundable
