For the relationship that thrives on chaos and mutual understanding.
This sarcastic printable card says what everyone’s thinking but no one wants to admit out loud. Not romantic. Just honest. Dry, direct, and just the right amount of emotionally reckless.
Perfect for:
• Partners with a sense of humor
• Situationships that refuse to be labeled
• Anyone who knows peace was an option… and ignored it
Includes both a light version (best for home printing) and a dark version (best for professional print shops) so you can print the one that fits the mood.
WHAT’S INCLUDED
1 sarcastic printable card (5x7 folded)
Light + dark versions included
Light: best for home printing
Dark: best for print shops
Print-ready High-resolution PDFs (300 DPI)
Instant digital download
Digital file only.
No physical items will be shipped.
PRINTING OPTIONS
Light card: Print at home on standard paper for a quick option, or use heavy cardstock (recommended) for a sturdier, polished look. For best results, choose matte cardstock between 80–110 lb cardstock for a clean, professional finish.
Dark card: Print through a local print shop, or online printing service.
⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTES
Colors may vary by printer and screen settings.
Personal use only
Digital items are non-refundable
