Happy Birthday.
Lower your expectations.
This sarcastic birthday card is for people who prefer honesty over effort.
Minimal, dry, and just self-aware enough to say what everyone’s thinking… but no one’s putting in a card.
It doesn’t try to be sweet.
It doesn’t try to impress.
It just shows up… and sets the tone.
Perfect for:
• Friends who appreciate brutal honesty
• Partners who already know what this is
• Birthdays where effort feels optional
• Anyone who’d rather laugh than pretend
Includes both a light version (best for home printing) and a dark version (best for professional print shops) so you can print the one that fits the mood.
WHAT’S INCLUDED
1 sarcastic printable card (5x7 folded)
Light + dark versions included
Light: best for home printing
Dark: best for print shops
Print-ready High-resolution PDFs (300 DPI)
Instant digital download
Digital file only.
No physical items will be shipped.
PRINTING OPTIONS
Light card: Print at home on standard paper for a quick option, or use heavy cardstock (recommended) for a sturdier, polished look. For best results, choose matte cardstock between 80–110 lb cardstock for a clean, professional finish.
Dark card: Print through a local print shop, or online printing service.
⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTES
Colors may vary by printer and screen settings.
Personal use only
Digital items are non-refundable
