So… your birthday.
Not a big emotional speech.
Not a social media post.
Just an acknowledgement.
This sarcastic birthday card is perfect for situationships, undefined relationships, or anyone who prefers dry humor over dramatic birthday energy.
Minimal effort. Maximum honesty.
Perfect for:
• Situationships that refuse to define anything
• People who acknowledge birthdays without making it a whole production
• Anyone who communicates primarily through sarcasm
WHAT’S INCLUDED
1 sarcastic printable card (5x7 folded)
Light + dark versions included
Light: best for home printing
Dark: best for print shops
Print-ready High-resolution PDFs (300 DPI)
Instant digital download
Digital file only.
No physical items will be shipped.
PRINTING OPTIONS
Light card: Print at home on standard paper for a quick option, or use heavy cardstock (recommended) for a sturdier, polished look. For best results, choose matte cardstock between 80–110 lb cardstock for a clean, professional finish.
Dark card: Print through a local print shop, or online printing service.
⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTES
Colors may vary by printer and screen settings.
Personal use only
Digital items are non-refundable
