{"product_id":"digital-product-6","title":"I Love You... Unfortunately Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLove, but it's deeply inconvenient.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis sarcastic relationship card is perfect for couples who communicate through dry humor, eye contact, and mutual annoyance. It’s not soft. It’s honest. And somehow, still affectionate.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIncludes both a light version (best for home printing) and a dark version (best for professional print shops).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003ePartners with a sense of humor\u003cbr\u003eSituationships that refuse to be labeled\u003cbr\u003eAnyone who finds romance mildly suspicious\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIncludes both a light version (best for home printing) and a dark version (best for professional print shops) so you can print the one that fits the mood.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWHAT’S INCLUDED\u003cbr\u003e1 printable card design (5x7 folded)\u003cbr\u003eLight + dark versions included\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLight: best for home printing\u003cbr\u003eDark: best for print shops\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePrint-ready High-resolution PDFs (300 DPI)\u003cbr\u003eInstant digital download\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDigital file only.\u003cbr\u003eNo physical items will be shipped.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePRINTING OPTIONS\u003cbr\u003eLight card: Print at home on standard paper for a quick option, or use heavy cardstock (recommended) for a sturdier, polished look. For best results, choose matte cardstock between 80–110 lb cardstock for a clean, professional finish.\u003cbr\u003eDark card: Print through a local print shop, or online printing service.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTES\u003cbr\u003eColors may vary by printer and screen settings.\u003cbr\u003ePersonal use only\u003cbr\u003eDigital items are non-refundable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HotMessLife","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50431694045432,"sku":null,"price":6.49,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0849\/4655\/1032\/files\/I_Love_You_Unfortunately_mockup_818fa9b7-244f-4062-9807-b29c30a397d6.jpg?v=1788474060","url":"https:\/\/hotmesslife.com\/products\/digital-product-6","provider":"HotMessLife","version":"1.0","type":"link"}