{"product_id":"digital-product-25","title":"I Don’t Spiral Printable Sign","description":"\u003cp\u003eI don’t spiral.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI take detours mentally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome thoughts stay on track.\u003cbr\u003eOthers take the scenic route.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis minimalist printable sign captures the moments when your brain is technically functioning… just not necessarily in a straight line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• Overthinking days\u003cbr\u003e• Work-from-home brain fog\u003cbr\u003e• Creative detours\u003cbr\u003e• Office desk humor\u003cbr\u003e• People whose thoughts occasionally take the scenic route\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClean. Neutral. Slightly chaotic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWHAT’S INCLUDED\u003cbr\u003eDigital printable file\u003cbr\u003e6x4 and 5x7 horizontal sizes included\u003cbr\u003ePrint-ready high-resolution PDF (300 DPI)\u003cbr\u003eInstant download\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003ePRINTING OPTIONS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eNo background —print at home on whatever paper matches your mood (or personality that day). Use standard paper for a quick option, or use heavy cardstock (recommended) for a sturdier, polished look. For best results, choose matte cardstock between \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Aptos',sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;\"\u003e80–110 lb cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e for a clean, professional finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003ePrint at home, through a local print shop, or online printing service. Slide into your favorite frame or acrylic holder for instant boundary reinforcement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDigital file only.\u003cbr\u003eNo physical sign or acrylic holder included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTES\u003cbr\u003eColors may vary by printer and screen settings\u003cbr\u003ePersonal use only\u003cbr\u003eDigital items are non-refundable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes the brain just takes a different path.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HotMessLife","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50458677936376,"sku":null,"price":5.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0849\/4655\/1032\/files\/Idon_tspiral.desksignmockups_9.jpg?v=1788795756","url":"https:\/\/hotmesslife.com\/products\/digital-product-25","provider":"HotMessLife","version":"1.0","type":"link"}