{"product_id":"digital-product-22","title":"I Don’t Do Boyfriends Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor when romance isn’t really the plan… but someone earned partial privileges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis sarcastic printable card is perfect for situationships, awkward relationships, or the rare person who managed to pass the extremely low bar of approval.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot a love confession.\u003cbr\u003eJust a reluctant upgrade to movie night status.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal for partners, crushes, situationships, or anyone who understands that romance sometimes starts with bug removal and snacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect For\u003cbr\u003e• Situationships with extremely low expectations\u003cbr\u003e• People who earn affection through practical acts\u003cbr\u003e• Partners who appreciate sarcasm more than romance\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who knows popcorn sharing is a serious commitment\u003cbr\u003eIncludes both a light version (best for home printing) and a dark version (best for professional print shops) so you can print the one that fits the mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWHAT’S INCLUDED\u003cbr\u003e1 sarcastic printable card (5x7 folded)\u003cbr\u003eLight + dark versions included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLight: best for home printing\u003cbr\u003eDark: best for print shops\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrint-ready High-resolution PDFs (300 DPI)\u003cbr\u003eInstant digital download\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDigital file only.\u003cbr\u003eNo physical items will be shipped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePRINTING OPTIONS\u003cbr\u003eLight card: Print at home on standard paper for a quick option, or use heavy cardstock (recommended) for a sturdier, polished look. For best results, choose matte cardstock between 80–110 lb cardstock for a clean, professional finish.\u003cbr\u003eDark card: Print through a local print shop, or online printing service.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTES\u003cbr\u003eColors may vary by printer and screen settings.\u003cbr\u003ePersonal use only\u003cbr\u003eDigital items are non-refundable\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HotMessLife","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50448801890552,"sku":null,"price":6.49,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0849\/4655\/1032\/files\/IDon_tDoBoyfriendsmockup.jpg?v=1788657599","url":"https:\/\/hotmesslife.com\/products\/digital-product-22","provider":"HotMessLife","version":"1.0","type":"link"}