{"product_id":"digital-product-21","title":"Lower Your Expectations Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eHappy Birthday.\u003cbr\u003eLower your expectations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis sarcastic birthday card is for people who prefer honesty over effort.\u003cbr\u003eMinimal, dry, and just self-aware enough to say what everyone’s thinking… but no one’s putting in a card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt doesn’t try to be sweet.\u003cbr\u003eIt doesn’t try to impress.\u003cbr\u003eIt just shows up… and sets the tone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• Friends who appreciate brutal honesty\u003cbr\u003e• Partners who already know what this is\u003cbr\u003e• Birthdays where effort feels optional\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who’d rather laugh than pretend\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes both a light version (best for home printing) and a dark version (best for professional print shops) so you can print the one that fits the mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWHAT’S INCLUDED\u003cbr\u003e1 sarcastic printable card (5x7 folded)\u003cbr\u003eLight + dark versions included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLight: best for home printing\u003cbr\u003eDark: best for print shops\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrint-ready High-resolution PDFs (300 DPI)\u003cbr\u003eInstant digital download\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDigital file only.\u003cbr\u003eNo physical items will be shipped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePRINTING OPTIONS\u003cbr\u003eLight card: Print at home on standard paper for a quick option, or use heavy cardstock (recommended) for a sturdier, polished look. For best results, choose matte cardstock between 80–110 lb cardstock for a clean, professional finish.\u003cbr\u003eDark card: Print through a local print shop, or online printing service.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTES\u003cbr\u003eColors may vary by printer and screen settings.\u003cbr\u003ePersonal use only\u003cbr\u003eDigital items are non-refundable\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HotMessLife","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50448671146232,"sku":null,"price":6.49,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0849\/4655\/1032\/files\/Lower_your_expectations_b-day_mockup_4.jpg?v=1788656726","url":"https:\/\/hotmesslife.com\/products\/digital-product-21","provider":"HotMessLife","version":"1.0","type":"link"}