{"product_id":"digital-product-2","title":"I Don’t Have It Together Coffee and Sarcasm Printable Wall Art","description":"\u003cp\u003eI don’t have it together.\u003cbr\u003eI have coffee and sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people have a five-year plan.\u003cbr\u003eOthers have caffeine and commentary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis minimalist wall print is for people who are functioning.\u003cbr\u003eNot flawlessly.\u003cbr\u003eJust realistically.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome days you're productive.\u003cbr\u003eSome days you're surviving on coffee and sarcasm.\u003cbr\u003eBoth count.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• People who run primarily on caffeine and commentary\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone whose morning routine begins with coffee and mild sarcasm\u003cbr\u003e• Those who don’t have it together but are still functioning\u003cbr\u003e• Humans surviving the week one cup at a time\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who treats coffee like a personality trait\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWHAT’S INCLUDED\u003cbr\u003eDigital printable wall art file\u003cbr\u003e8x10 horizontal sizes included\u003cbr\u003ePrint-ready high-resolution PDF (300 DPI)\u003cbr\u003eInstant download\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePRINTING OPTIONS\u003cbr\u003eNo background —print at home on whatever paper matches your mood (or personality that day).\u003cbr\u003eFor best results, choose matte cardstock between 80–110 lb cardstock for a clean, professional finish.\u003cbr\u003ePrint at home, through a local print shop, or online printing service. Slide into your favorite frame and have your daily sarcastic validation on artistic display.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDigital file only.\u003cbr\u003eNo physical item will be shipped  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTES\u003cbr\u003eColors may vary by printer and screen settings\u003cbr\u003ePersonal use only\u003cbr\u003eDigital items are non-refundable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes coffee. Sometimes sarcasm. Usually both.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HotMessLife","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50424819679480,"sku":null,"price":5.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0849\/4655\/1032\/files\/i_dont_have_it_together_Wall_print_mock_up_ac10c3fb-c0a1-404d-abd7-8c4c6f8ed8f3.jpg?v=1788392132","url":"https:\/\/hotmesslife.com\/products\/digital-product-2","provider":"HotMessLife","version":"1.0","type":"link"}