{"product_id":"digital-product-19","title":"So... Our Anniversary Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eSo… our anniversary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe’re not defining anything.\u003cbr\u003eWe’re not posting anything.\u003cbr\u003eBut this felt like something.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis sarcastic card is for relationships that exist somewhere between “this is nothing” and “this is definitely something.”\u003cbr\u003eMinimal, dry, and just self-aware enough to acknowledge the moment… without turning it into a conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt says what neither of you were planning to say.\u003cbr\u003eAnd then immediately backs away from it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• Situationships that somehow lasted long enough to count\u003cbr\u003e• Undefined relationships with selective acknowledgment\u003cbr\u003e• People who feel things but refuse to label them\u003cbr\u003e• Partners who will absolutely make it weird if given the chance\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes both a light version (best for home printing) and a dark version (best for professional print shops) so you can print the one that fits the mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWHAT’S INCLUDED\u003cbr\u003e1 sarcastic printable cards (5x7 folded)\u003cbr\u003eLight + dark versions included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLight: best for home printing\u003cbr\u003eDark: best for print shops\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrint-ready High-resolution PDFs (300 DPI)\u003cbr\u003eInstant digital download\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDigital file only.\u003cbr\u003eNo physical items will be shipped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePRINTING OPTIONS\u003cbr\u003eLight card: Print at home on standard paper for a quick option, or use heavy cardstock (recommended) for a sturdier, polished look. For best results, choose matte cardstock between 80–110 lb cardstock for a clean, professional finish.\u003cbr\u003eDark card: Print through a local print shop, or online printing service.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTES\u003cbr\u003eColors may vary by printer and screen settings.\u003cbr\u003ePersonal use only\u003cbr\u003eDigital items are non-refundable\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HotMessLife","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50448580575480,"sku":null,"price":6.49,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0849\/4655\/1032\/files\/So_OURAnniversarymockup.jpg?v=1788652614","url":"https:\/\/hotmesslife.com\/products\/digital-product-19","provider":"HotMessLife","version":"1.0","type":"link"}