{"product_id":"digital-product-13","title":"Legally This Means Nothing Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou’re my Valentine. Legally, this means nothing.\u003cbr\u003eBut emotionally? You’ve seen too much.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis sarcastic Valentine’s Day card is for couples who understand that commitment isn’t about paperwork — it’s about shared chaos, inside jokes, and no realistic exit plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for long-term partners, situationships that went too far, or anyone who appreciates dry humor over grand gestures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes both a light version (best for home printing) and a dark version (best for professional print shops) so you can print the one that fits the mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWHAT’S INCLUDED\u003cbr\u003e1 sarcastic printable cards (5x7 folded)\u003cbr\u003eLight + dark versions included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLight: best for home printing\u003cbr\u003eDark: best for print shops\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrint-ready High-resolution PDFs (300 DPI)\u003cbr\u003eInstant digital download\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDigital file only.\u003cbr\u003eNo physical items will be shipped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePRINTING OPTIONS\u003cbr\u003eLight card: Print at home on standard paper for a quick option, or use heavy cardstock (recommended) for a sturdier, polished look. For best results, choose matte cardstock between 80–110 lb cardstock for a clean, professional finish.\u003cbr\u003eDark card: Print through a local print shop, or online printing service.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTES\u003cbr\u003eColors may vary by printer and screen settings.\u003cbr\u003ePersonal use only\u003cbr\u003eDigital items are non-refundable\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HotMessLife","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50448343040248,"sku":null,"price":6.49,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0849\/4655\/1032\/files\/Legallythismeansnothingmockup.jpg?v=1788642947","url":"https:\/\/hotmesslife.com\/products\/digital-product-13","provider":"HotMessLife","version":"1.0","type":"link"}